A Penguin Joke!

One day a man and his wife were walking down the street when they came across a penguin.

'Oh!' exclaimed the man. 'What a surprise! What shall we do with it?'
'I know,' said his wife. 'We'll ask a policeman.'
So they found a policeman and explained what had happened.
'Mmm,' said the policeman, 'I think the best thing is to take it to the zoo.'
'What a good idea!' said the woman. 'We'll go there straight away.'

The next morning the policeman was walking down the same street when he saw the couple again with the penguin. 'I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo,' the policeman said.
'Well, we did,' said the man. 'We took it to the zoo and we all had a really good time. So this afternoon we're taking it to the cinema, and this evening we're going to have a meal in a fish restaurant.'

Level: Intermediate

Book: New Headway (English Course)

Year: 1996

Jokes: The sun or/and the moon

The sun or the moon

Two men were going home from a bar at night. They were both drunk.
They sat down under a tree and the first man said, 'Excuse me, is that the sun or the moon?'
The second man , 'I'm sorry, I can't tell you. I'm a stranger here.'

The sun and the moon

Two men were talking about the sun and the moon.
The first man said, 'In my opinion the sun is better than the moon because it gives a stronger light.'
The second man said, 'I don't agree. In my opinion the moon is better than the sun, because the sun shines only during the day when it's light, but the moon shines at night when it's dark.'

Level: Beginner

Book: English First Book

Year: 1970