Jokes: The sun or/and the moon

The sun or the moon

Two men were going home from a bar at night. They were both drunk.
They sat down under a tree and the first man said, 'Excuse me, is that the sun or the moon?'
The second man , 'I'm sorry, I can't tell you. I'm a stranger here.'

The sun and the moon

Two men were talking about the sun and the moon.
The first man said, 'In my opinion the sun is better than the moon because it gives a stronger light.'
The second man said, 'I don't agree. In my opinion the moon is better than the sun, because the sun shines only during the day when it's light, but the moon shines at night when it's dark.'

Level: Beginner

Book: English First Book

Year: 1970